i'ma tell you a funny story.
truth be told, i don't sleep much. it's just the way of life. i believe there is a name for it.
right, insomnia, that's it.
on sunday i was struggling. i was (THIS) close to losing it because after a while sleep deprivation starts to reek havoc on my brain. so, in my desperation, i took an am.bien. i figured it couldn't hurt and i would do anything for a little shut eye.
oh my anne of green gables. how i WISH we had a camera on that night.
i crawled into bed next to studly and drifted off into a peaceful slumber.
so i thought...
apparently i started to tell studly about how the room was turning into a rain forest, just like ferngully. (yeah, remember that movie? oh right, you wouldn't admit it if you did.) oh yes, i said to studly, 'studly, it looks just like ferngully! look at the mist!' then, i proceeded to attempt to touch the mist, and i even made 'whooshing' noises. obviously i wanted him to understand exactly what the mist looked and sounded like. i'm descriptive like that.
would you know it that am.bien makes you thirsty? studly said i slurped and sipped an imaganary coke for a few minutes before reaching over onto my night stand and grabbing my water bottle. naturally i didn't get any water in my mouth, just all over my shirt. naturally. studly became concerned that i didn't get the lid secured on my water, and asked me to make sure it was twisted on. i smacked the lid on the water bottle and yelled at him, 'it's ON! SEE!?'
psh, duh studly, do NOT question me! especially not when i'm medicated!
then i rolled over and continued to drool all over my pillow.
studly said there was lots more, but he doesn't remember. i'm tempted to take another one and record it. you can't tell me that wouldn't be blog GOLD!
gold i tell you!